We’ll Have a Homosexual Old Time!
Dave on July 2nd, 2008
The American Family Association, whose OneNewsNow site has a tab marked Persecution alongside Culture, Education, and Business, has a strict policy of automatically replacing the word “gay” with the word “homosexual” in all AP stories it posts. This logical, well-thought-out policy, one that could never backfire or have any strange, unintended consequences, somehow caused this AP story –
Tyson Gay was a blur in blue, sprinting 100 meters faster than anyone ever has.
His time of 9.68 seconds at the U.S. Olympic trials Sunday doesn’t count as a world record, because it was run with the help of a too-strong tailwind. Here’s what does matter: Gay qualified for his first Summer Games team and served notice he’s certainly someone to watch in Beijing.
“It means a lot to me,” the 25-year-old Gay said. “I’m glad my body could do it, because now I know I have it in me.”
to become this story –
Tyson Homosexual was a blur in blue, sprinting 100 meters faster than anyone ever has.His time of 9.68 seconds at the U.S. Olympic trials Sunday doesn’t count as a world record, because it was run with the help of a too-strong tailwind. Here’s what does matter: Homosexual qualified for his first Summer Games team and served notice he’s certainly someone to watch in Beijing.
“It means a lot to me,” the 25-year-old Homosexual said. “I’m glad my body could do it, because now I know I have it in me.”
I, for one, welcome our new Homosexual overlords.
July 2nd, 2008 at 8:17 am
That’s awesome. I knew you could do it Mr. Homosexual! Remember: Practice makes perfect!