All Hail the Lord of Silky Fabrics!
Dave on June 21st, 2008
This used to be a nice area. That all changed when the Satinists moved in. Now, we live in constant fear of having our houses vandalized because these reprobates want to show allegiance to their glossy cloth overlord. Night after night, bands of roving, deliciously comfortable hooligans skulk through our neighborhoods, discussing warp-dominated weaving techniques and weft yarn. It’s getting so you hardly dare to mention your love of cotton anymore — you could wake up with a burning cross-stitch kit on your front lawn like these poor bastards.
June 21st, 2008 at 8:52 pm
No one ever said that worshipers of the dark lord of fabric were intelligent.
June 21st, 2008 at 8:52 pm
There is only one party that can overcome the Satinists and help protect this great nation of ours—the Sateenists. They dare to look as rich and lustrous as satin, but manage to keep us more cool and comfortable at night.
June 22nd, 2008 at 12:21 am
Hey, satin can be evil. Also, its minions taffeta and dotted Swiss.