Tea without milk is so uncivilized.
Dave on March 20th, 2008
It is the sworn duty of all officers to try to escape. If they cannot escape, then it is their sworn duty to cause the enemy to use an inordinate number of troops to guard them, and their sworn duty to harass the enemy to the best of their ability.
Tessie the Dog spends her afternoons in her crate. Usually, barring any illnesses of Biblical proportions, she handles this with stoic heroism, mostly by sleeping. Monday, however, she greeted me at the door. She had decorated the floor of the dining room using her own home blend. After performing the necessary clean-up, I checked Tessie the Dog’s crate to see how she got the door open. She did not. Instead, she bent the back bars of the crate and squeezed her not-so-supple frame through the opening.
We have taken measures to reinforce the cooler.
I have some small hope that this will prevent further escapes, but I can’t be certain. I suspect she had help from the outside.
If that’s the case, those two will be in the cooler for an awfully long time.
